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Dreams that take place during the day

Fri Oct 2, 2009, 10:52 PM
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Misfits
  • Reading: D&D books
  • Eating: Brownies
  • Drinking: Water
I had a dream while sleeping today. There were some interesting points, as always. I think I'll just throw out some of the highlights. I went to visit my grandparents, but it wasn't at their house. Somehow I knew it WAS their house, but looking back, my grandparents don't live in a spooky swamp. Anyway. Turns out they were evil. And had some terrible plot. And I had a little cousin, a girl, whose parents I never met. At one point, I came into contact with a tribe of individuals who were were-crocodiles. I was bitten, and from that point on, anyone who looked at my reflection saw me with scales. Then my evil grandparents learned of my affliction, but didn't say anything. But I knew they knew. Apparently the were-crocodiles were their mortal enemies or something, but me being infected was useful to them. So they tricked me into impregnating my young cousin, who I learned wasn't really my cousin, but was a cleverly disguised undead monster of some sort. She still looked and acted like a little girl. It was weird. Then they shot the baby, along with a few other magic babies that came from the family somehow, out of a giant slingshot. Then I wound up in the desert and found my half-undead daughter. Then WE hooked up, even though I knew she was my daughter. It was later revealed that she couldn't be my daughter, because she was too old. From there, the plot shifted horribly in the manner of dreams and it became much more mundane. But it was fairly interesting. And just five minutes ago I learned tonight was a full moon, and I was disappointed I hadn't turned into a were-crocodile.

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I'm me. Theoretically. And you're you. Unless you're lying to me, which I will assume is not the case as I believe in giving people the benefit of the doubt. I sit here breathing and typing, and yet nothing truly comes to mind of what I should say here. So I shall stop saying things here. That was simple.

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:iconhungrypankake:
Hey bro! I didn't know you where on here!

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:icontinynails:
Of course I am. I'm everywhere! In the smile of every child, in the perverted leer of every creepy old guy, in the horrified disgust of every decent person who hears a terrible joke.

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:iconorfim:
Thank you very much for the fav and for the deviantWATCH! it really means so much to me, and i do hope you have a chance to look at some of my older works as well :)

:thanks:

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i like your hair much better that way
:iconorangeminion:
Well well looky who got a Deviant Art Account! ^^ Guess who I am!

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:icontinynails:
...

George Clooney?

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:iconorangeminion:
Psha like your important enough for George Clooney to contact! Guess again Nails!

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Amor ordinem nescit - Love does not know order
I'm part of Project Reciprocation - [link]
BDB-DAFanClub - Heheheheh wonderous club dedicated to a series that I love!
:icontinynails:
Hey, watch it, kid. Clooney and I go way back. And he owes me a favor still.

My second guess would have to be Ashley Twadell.

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Ad astra per alia porci — "to the stars on the wings of a pig"
:iconorangeminion:
Well, even if you two go way back... HEY IM NOT A KID!!! I am a grown-up!!! =P meanie face and ding ding ding we have a winner!

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Amor ordinem nescit - Love does not know order
I'm part of Project Reciprocation - [link]
BDB-DAFanClub - Heheheheh wonderous club dedicated to a series that I love!

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